Smalltalk

You are walking through the city streets with your new female friend Yana.

Oh, this one is pretty, isn't she?

Yana points to a girl walking through town in the opposite direction.

Well, I've seen better looking girls before.
She looks pretty... let's say... artificial.

Oh, I would like to...
You know...
Should I?

I do not care. Do what you have to...

Won't you stop me?
Oh, I think she's already gone now.
I would have done it.

Yeah, obviously you would have.
But that's not my problem.

But will you finally show me which kind of girls you are into?
Or boys?

You know, these are very private issues.
I'm not used to talk about such things.
I never thought I'd talk about girls with... another girl.

Come on. Just show me.
Isn't there a single girl walking around you're interested in?

You look around.

I'll tell you as soon as I see one.

You're definitely embarrassed.
Just admit it! I'm the one you're into!

You just laugh.
There are many reasons why you became friends with her.
Her appearance definitely is not one of them.

No, I was wrong. It's even worse!
Your interest must be very embarrassing.
You're into... obese people! Or disabled ones?

No, I'm not into you!

Don't distract!
My latter idea must have been pretty close, huh?

She really didn't get it, did she?
You look at Yana in a calm but serious way.

Oh, that's mean...
I'm not that fat!

I was mostly thinking about your second idea.

She really looks angry now. Maybe you were a little too mean.
You should probably apologize to her.

But before you say anything, you notice a girl in the distance.
She already looks pretty good from afar.
You'd really like to see her face. She's currently facing away from you.
She reminds you of a friend from the village. Unlike most girls from the city, she seems pretty natural to you.

Hey, what about that girl?

You're talking about her?

She points in her direction.
You nod.

What about her?

Doesn't look bad, right?

So this is the look you're into?

Suddenly the girl starts to look in your direction.
Now her face is completely visible.
One of her eyes looks very technological. Almost like a camera.

Oh, I thought you don't like such artificial looks.

You still like her look. Even if her eye is a camera, her general appearance seems pretty natural.
Yana just doesn't understad this yet, and you try to explain it.
You aren't sure if she gets it, so you'd rather like to talk about something else.

Why do we only talk about girls?
What about you?
Aren't there any boys you like?

Yeah, isn't it pretty obvious?
I like you!
Why else would I talk to you?

She says it in a way so you can't take her seriously.

But just because of your looks, not for your personality of course.

Now you are trying to switch topics.
How should a boy look like?

This one over there is nice.
He's even taller than you.

He doesn't look that special...

And that one, too.
He's not tall, but at least well trained.

This guy is really muscular.

And this one isn't even a human.
If he fucks me, I...

Oh, a real monster...

Just stop already! I don't want to know about such details.

So you're already getting jealous, don't you?

No, I already know where this is going.
You're my friend.
Why do we always have to escalate?

Were just doing smalltalk, aren't we?

Yeah, probably...

You look around and notice you went too far.

Oh no, my home is somewhere completely different.
I should have gone right way earlier.
I guess I have to...

You turn away from her to go back.

Wait!
Just stay.
We're almost at my place already.
Wouldn't you like to visit me?
It's a good chance.

She wanted to meet you in private for some time already.
But you think it's still too early.
She's a girl and you only know her for a few months.
Besides that, she sometimes scares you.

What are you waiting for?
It's nothing special.
You don't have to stay for long.
I just want to show you my place for once.

Fine, whatever.
I'll definitely regret it...